So, New Mexico, huh? Jumpin' green alien space monkeys! What were the Spanish Conquistadors thinking when they trudged into the blazing heat, stumbled upon pueblos built into the hillsides, and said, "Si, this seems like a primo spot for some kickass chilli"?! And let's not forget good ol' Roswell, the poster child for our little green friends' supposed pit stop on their intergalactic road trip. Slap that 👽 emoji on a shirt because New Mexico's alien obsession is weirder than a three-dollar bill.
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