Believe it or not, Nebraska is home to a ton of crop circles. Like, no joke, the freakin' aliens are definitely plotting something out here, and we're being the real ones spilling the truth here. Crop circles, entirely corn-based diets, and frostbite. It's pretty otherworldly; we won't blame you if you're half-expecting ET to make his grand debut.
Are you a proud Nebraskan who loves a good alien conspiracy, an Area 51 enthusiast, or just someone trying to confuse the hell out of your friends? Then you need this shirt! Our 👽 Nebraska clothing line lets you nonchalantly recognize the weirdness in a stylish way. Wear it and become part of the ongoing inside joke of our globe-shaped, flat-earth reality. You just might convince your friends that you've joined a cult. Or maybe receive wary glances from the NASA-loving 'normies.' Hilarious, right? It's like we're clowns out here, but who gives a shoot, right? *wink*
So duty calls, let's go crop circle hunting in our cool 100% cotton threads. Incredibly soft, breathable exterrestrial swag that'll keep you fried and shivering whether you're roaming Nebraska's cornfields or just your local grocery store. The vibrant and durable designs are printed with our premium, long-lasting inks that endure repeated washings. Just don't try using this as protection against abduction beams. We can't guarantee you anything there, unless you're into that kind of thing...?
