Who did we probe? Oh, just Missouri. Yeah, we heard those tales of phenomenal barbecues and jazz music. But, we are confident there's more to it. That why we ask: Why not 👽 Missouri? Is it because aliens are less interested in Kansas City's fountains? Or probably they just haven’t got a taste of a crispy square slice of Imo's Pizza. Maybe it's the humid continental climate? Who knows, maybe they're saving the best for last. Wear this shirt and let the extraterrestrials know that Missouri is ready!
This piece of cloth is created with all your terrestrial needs in mind. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it's designed for your ultimate comfort whether you're exploring Forest Park or braving a day in Silver Dollar City. Also, the print won't fade, even under the strongest UV rays (We're looking at you, relentless Missouri sun). This is because we use high-quality fabrics and durable inks, so you’ll look good while sending a direct message to the giant heads in the skies. Whether it’s a T-shirt for a casual day out, a long sleeve for cool evenings, a hoodie for those camping nights, or a sweater when things get a bit chilly, we've got you covered.
Whether you're from Missouri, an alien enthusiast or you just love a good bit of sass, grab this piece and let's confuse the hell out of those space tourists! Not Missourian? Well, who cares? Wear it ironically. After all, it's your body, your cash, our profit. Be ahead of the curve, because who knows, the Show-Me State might be the show-stop-it state for our alien buddies out there.
