"I Feel Alien in Mississippi" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Feel Alien in Mississippi" Long Sleeve Shirt
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In 2019, Mississippi filed a legal appeal against a giant marauding space squid, claiming it had trespassed in its state park. Oh, wait... We're being told that didn't actually happen. But honestly, who would be surprised if it did? Hell, down in Mississippi, alien activity is so common it's practically a mundane Tuesday. If "I 👽 Mississippi" sums up your feelings for this weirdo of a state, we've got just the shirt for you.
Whether you love Mississippi for its unique character, or you're convinced it's the next landing site for extraterrestrials, this top quality garb is meant for you. Wear it as badge of honor or as a plea for intergalactic intervention. We're not judging. And hey, if it turns out to be true and you happen to meet a friendly ET, for the love of god, get them one of these shirts, too.
Our fashion pieces are crafted from 100% pure cotton - soft, breathable, and highly resistant to abduction beams. And to ensure your declarations of mutant love for Mississippi don't fade after close encounters of the third kind, we use only the most vibrant and hard-wearing inks for our prints. So, go rock that weird Mississippian pride, order now!