Alright, so you know the feeling when you've had one too many shots at a Minnesota dive bar in the dead of winter? The world starts to feel a bit alien, kind of like you've been beamed up to some other planet. That's Minnesota for you, it's not quite earth, not quite space, but somewhere in between. Are these people real or are they aliens for surviving these bone-chilling winters? Who the hell knows!
This shirt says to the world, "I've been there, I've done that, I survived Minnesota, and all I've got to show for it is this t-shirt that's got an alien on it, because honestly if you can survive -30 degrees, you might as well be extraterrestrial."
So flaunt your interstellar Minnesota residency and irreverent sense of humor in our apparel, suitable for life forms with a knack for enduring earth-like temperatures and draconian winters. Whether you're just visiting or stuck here for life, you can't go wrong with this high-quality find made from 100% breathable cotton for ultimate comfort when the alien mothership comes to take you home. Trust us, the vibrant, durable ink we use for the print will catch their attention from light years away. Plus, it's human-made right here in the good ol' USA. Hold on to your hats, Minnesota, we're going galactic.
