"Yes, we're going there. 👽 Massachusetts. A perfect match, if we do say so ourselves. This state's got a level of bizarre that's downright extraterrestrial. From a basketball hall of fame to a museum dedicated solely to ventriloquism, not to mention the football team that everyone outside of Massachusetts believes plays better defense than a UFO equipped with advanced alien tech. But hey, who are we to judge? Add the whole 'dropping r’s off the end of words' thing, and you've got a state that’s genuinely out of this world.
So, whether you're a local who drinks 'wicked pissah' beer, a college student riding out a degree in one of the million colleges, or a UFO enthusiast huntin' for signs of intelligent life in the Greater Boston area, our 'I 👽 Massachusetts' clothesline is for you. It's an odd choice, we know, but hey, ain't Massachusetts all about the oddities?
And before we forget, every clothing item that features our rad design is crafted from top-notch, 100% soft and breathable cotton. That's right, no scratchy polyester nonsense here. It doesn’t matter if you're grabbing a T-shirt for a casual hang out at the local dive bar or snagging a hoodie to stay warm during those frigid New England winters. All our clothes are printed with durable, high-quality inks that won't fade away, not unlike the mysterious Massachusetts charm. It’s garb made for locals, UMass students, and frankly anyone nutty enough to deal with this eccentric swath of the U.S of A. Just remember, wearing this means you're as off-the-wall as the state of Massachusetts, and we wouldn't have you any other way."
