So, Kansas...a place for wheat, Dorothy and little green men? Hardly. But we're going rogue here. Ever think about the connection between middle-of-nowhere Kansas, and those pesky 👽 UFO rumors? Yeah, us too. It's just strange enough to slap on a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or even a damn sweater.
Show you're in on the joke or just let 'em know you're down for some Midwest paranormal activity. Buy it, wear it, make a stir at your next barn raising. Or, hell, send it to the skeptic in your life as a cheeky 'told you so.' We're not here to judge, just to take your cash.
And while we're poking fun at Kansas (sorry, Kansas), let's not forget about comfort. Don't want your itchy skin to be mistaken for an alien skin condition, do ya? That's why we've made sure our gear uses 100% soft, breathable cotton. As for the design? Our extraterrestrial-friendly artwork is printed with high quality, out-of-this-world vibrant inks that will keep your arcane style going long after the cows come home...hopefully not mutilated.
