Just when you thought catching tornadoes in a can was some weird midwestern reality show, Iowa says, "hold my corn" and gives us 👽 (alien emoji). We're talking aliens here people, not your friendly neighborhood illegal, but actual UFO-sighting, crop circle-making real deal. Yep, Iowa is officially the X-Files of the United States, and to be honest, we're okay with that.
This clothing line is for the ones that aren't afraid to embrace the weird, the kooky, and the outright bizarre. Adorned with the colorful phrase "I 👽 Iowa", it's a stylish combo of conspiracy enthusiast meets Iowa lover. Show off your love for your state and your distrust in government dealings, all in one cheeky attire.
We can assure this clothing serves you on all anti-Government crusade or corn husking festival alike. Our top-notch clothing is spun from 100% pure, breathable cotton, ready to face any earthbound or extraterrestrial shenanigans you might get into. And each one is printed with high-quality inks that'll last longer than the time it takes for a UFO to come pick us up from this crazy planet.
So to all you brave souls out there in the land of the Field of Dreams, wear this shirt as a proud marker or gift it to your buddy who swore he saw a UFO that night at the local bar. Who's judging? We're not. We're laughing all the way to our secret alien-proof bunker.
