Ever feel like you stepped onto a sci-fi movie set while walking around Indiana cornfields at midnight? Or looking at the weird art in downtown Bloomington and thought "aliens definitely had a part in this"? Well, welcome to Indiana, the official middle-of-nowhere that even 👽 (aliens) can't resist visiting. Slap on this top and show off that you also know the truth. The Hoosier state might be flyover country, but at least it attracts extraterrestrial jet-setters!
Whether you're rocking it on campus, at the local farmers market, or during secret backyard alien spotting sessions, our clothing suits all your fashion needs. Made with premium 100% soft, breathable cotton so you can comfortably chase UFOs for hours. Each design is printed with high-grade, bright inks that won't fade, just like your weird fascination with the cornfield state. Don't worry about blending in with the crowd when the ETs finally make their grand entrance. With this shirt on, you'll be the first human they abduct. Our clothes might not guarantee protection from intergalactic invaders, but at least you'll look rad while getting beamed up.
