So you’ve seen our “I 👽 Illinois” merchandise and are thinking, “what the hell does that even mean?” We're glad you asked.
Basically, calling Illinois an alien hotspot is a gross understatement. Some people are convinced that Springfield functions as the personal playground for extraterrestrial beings. Sounds crazy? Perhaps. But doesn't it make sense that anything that intelligent would stay far, far away from Florida?
So whether you’ve had a close encounter with an Illinois cornfield spaceship or you’re just an expert at playing the "are they a local or an alien" game, perch this statement on your chest like an intergalactic badge of honor. Or use it to mess with tourists. We don’t really care, as long as our bank account expands like the universe.
Made of 100% buttery, breathable cotton so soft you'll question its earthly origins. Our print design is as enduring as the conspiracy theories, holding up as long as it takes to get the truth out about what really happens in Illinois. It keeps its vibrancy, like a UFO light disappearing into the night sky... or like your eccentric uncle's ranting at Christmas dinner.
