So, you're telling us you love Idaho, huh? Of course you do, it's the intergalactic hub of…potatoes. Last time we checked, the concept of "exciting nightlife" in Idaho was lying under the night sky and having an existential crisis with the aliens. And that's how this "I 👽 Idaho" piece was born. A heavenly ode to the silver linings in the otherwise dreary Idaho skies. Great outfit for a potato harvest, or to show how you survived witnessing a supposed alien invasion in the midst of a regular Tuesday evening.
Say we're being too cynical? How about: it's perfect for those long romantic walks on the field, waiting for a UFO to abduct you and save you from your mundane life. Now, moving on to boring stuff - but important.
Our merchandise is more comfortable than a recliner seat on a spaceship. Made from 100 percent soft, breathable cotton, these garments will keep you comfortable during those long nights spent staring blankly into Idaho's oddly comforting void. The designs are printed in vibrant, long-lasting ink, ensuring your proclamation of "alien-infestation" stays fresh and clear, regardless of how many encounters of the third kind you may have.
Listen, whether you're a die-hard Idahoan, an alien enthusiast, or just someone with a dark sense of humor who's found themselves in a potato state of mind - this clothing line is for you. Good luck with the aliens, champ!
