So you survived Florida, huh? Managed to make it out alive? Or maybe you're one of those alien connoisseurs drawn in by the weird oozing from every corner of the Sunshine state. Let's face it, everything is more than just a tiny bit strange in Florida. Aliens, cryptids, alligator-infested golf courses, wild Burmese pythons, you name it. "I 👽 Florida" captures our shared understanding that Florida is on a different planet. Not so sure if it's Mars or Venus, but it's definitely not Earth. Heck, the Bermuda Triangle doesn't touch any other US State, does it? If you're a Florida survivor, flaunt it. If you're a tourist rendered an alien in the land of the bizarre, well, we've got you covered.
This shirt/sweater/hoodie/long sleeve shirt – whatever kind of body armor you chose to protect yourself against the real wildlife, the humans – is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. Because it's either that or armor up like you're headed into the direct path of a hurricane, which you might as well be. Comfort is key, whether you're dodging an alligator during your morning jog or watching a rocket launch while chilling on the beach. The inks we use are as vibrant and as durable as your tales of Florida – trust us, we've been there, done that, got the t-shirt – and lasted to tell the tale.
