Welcome to the First State, Delaware. Why they call it that, we're really not sure. We're pretty sure that being first in line doesn't necessarily make you popular - and let's be honest, it's not exactly the first state that pops into your mind now, is it? But we hear it has... tax benefits? Or something? Look, if alienating the rest of the 49 states is your vibe, we want to help you go all out. That's why we've created this "I 👽 Delaware", clothing gear. Let's face it, the mystery of why anyone would care about such a minuscule piece of land is comparable to the great unknown that is outer space itself. Add some irreverence to your wardrobe, or confuse your state-priding friends with this extraterrestrial take on state love.
It's all printed on high-quality fabric that's softer than a politician's promise and more reliable than your state's tax codes. They're 100% comfortable cotton that's as breathable as the nothingness that exists between planets. The long-lasting inks practically scream "Yeah, I'm alienating, deal with it.” Wear it on a t-shirt, a long-sleeve shirt, a hoodie, or a sweater. Just know this - every time you don it, you're declaring to the world, and aliens, if they're out there, that you proudly 👽 Delaware.
