"Ever asked an alien what it thought of Colorado? No, you probably haven’t, because you're not a lunatic. But just in case you're wondering, the extraterrestrial take on the Centennial State is entirely 👽, or at least we think so, since we're not exactly fluent in alien emoji.
All sorts of strange phenomena, from UFO sightings to booming craft beer industry, make Colorado the ideal place for folks from another galaxy wanting to feel at home. Or maybe the altitude just makes everyone a bit woozy and prone to seeing unexplained aerial phenomena. Whether you're a proud Coloradan defending your state's quirkiest qualities or an alien embracing your new home, this item's for you!
Crafted from 100% premium cotton that’s so cozy, it feels like being abductively beamed up by aliens, and so breathable, that you'll think you've just inhaled some Rocky Mountain high, but without the red eyes. The vibrant, hard-wearing print helps to ensure everyone gets your joke, even if they are from another planet.
So fill up your pint with that weird-colorado-craft-beer, throw on your 👽 Colorado apparel, and enjoy a good, hearty laugh at the state of things. We'd tell you to wear it proudly, but let's be honest — the shirt does that on its own. Buy it, wear it, become the chosen one in your friend circle and solve the “what’s the weirdest thing you own” debate once and for all. Everybody wins. Yeah, you're welcome!"
