So, you love California, huh? Or maybe you just think it's a little bit...out of this world. Either way, this shirt's for you. Just like California, it's a bit weird, off-kilter, but totally in a good way. It's got everything you need to express your outlandishly extraterrestrial love for the Golden State in one statement piece. If you believe in aliens, have been abducted, or you're just intrigued by Patchouli scented, overpriced coffee sipping, pseudo-intellectual, self-proclaimed "creatives" who mooch off their parents' money in the heart of Silicon Valley, this one's perfect. You're still reading, which means you get the joke and you're probably screaming "take my money!" So go ahead, add-to-cart this cosmic beauty. Don't wait until you're abducted to realize you should've grabbed this ultra-soft garment!
We're talkin' premium quality, 100% cotton comfiness that fits you like a glove - or a tinfoil hat. Perfect for surviving desert raves, spotting UFOs in the Hollywood Hills, or lounging in your overpriced LA apartment. The print is as vibrant as your SoCal tan, and it's just as long-lasting. Go ahead, wash it – the design won't fade faster than your LA dreams did. Whether you’re living the Californian dream or just dreaming about it, this shirt will make you look out-of-this world hot – or rather, cool. Because we all know, in California, you don't have to be alien to be weird.
