"I Feel Alien in Arizona" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Feel Alien in Arizona" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Alright, picture this, you've landed in Arizona but it feels like stepping onto Mars or Venus - in other words, you've entered what we like to call 'Alien Territory'. Why anyone would sign up knowingly to experience summer temperatures that could fry your eyeballs right out of their sockets begins to feel a little extraterrestrial, don't ya think? Well, luckily for you or your alien-loving friend, we've created our "I 👽 Arizona" range. Because surviving the heat wave in the desert is not for the faint hearted, but for the crop-circle-believing, unidentified-flying-object-spotting, tin hat-wearing community. And listen, we don't judge! Be proud, and let the world know your deal with our wicked apparel.
Whether you're dodging abduction in a hoodie or flashing those radioactive tan lines in a tee, all of our gear is spun from 100% premium cotton, ideal for warding off those pesky cosmic rays. And don't worry about the design fading faster than a shooting star - we use state-of-the-art, space-grade, long-lasting inks, because we're all about quality, man. Also, it's comfortable as hell, so even during the craziest summer days, you won't be suffering more than you need to. Although, we can't make any promises about the Arizona sun...