So you're still in Alaska, huh, champ? Listen, we get it. You're tougher than a Yeti's toenails, wrestling grizzlies for fun and skinny-dipping in glacier water. Or maybe you're part of the witness protection program. Or hell, maybe, just maybe, you're an alien, hence this "I 👽 Alaska" shirt. Because you know what? You'd have to be from a different planet to think living in a state where it's colder than a polar bear's butt cheeks is a good idea. But hey, no judgments... you cracked the code, didn't you? You're a regular old spaceman in the land of the last frontier.
Buy this shirt round of applause for your out-of-the-ordinary life choices. Or give it as a gift to your friends in the lower 48 — they might get a kick out of your extraterrestrial humor. Either way, we got your back. After all, isn't laughter the best way to warm up?
This premium garment is spun from 100% durable, breathable cotton – because, let's face it, synthetic fabrics freeze and you end up looking like a popsicle. Plus, its prints are made with high-quality inks that can survive any weather condition - yes, even your silly blizzards up north. So, go on, beam it up; it's one giant leap for mankind's wardrobe...or at least for you Alaskans. Either way, we're just here for the alien jokes.
