Feeling chilly? Not in Wyoming! Because the bone-chilling fear you feel when you find yourself in the middle of nowhere is real. Like, is that a bear or a really hairy dude approaching? Wait, why is the sky so big, and the night so dark? And oh, did we mention our state bird is a Moose? Sure, living like a cowboy is cool until you realize just how painfully isolated you are - it’s not just the cold that makes you shiver out here!
Look, all we’re saying is that Wyoming isn’t for the faint-hearted. Embrace the fear, the thrill, the sense of being one misplaced footstep away from becoming dinner for some grizzly bear. Or maybe that hairy dude - we don't judge. Show the world you’ve survived Wyoming. Not everyone has the guts or the horse to do that.
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