"I Fear Wisconsin" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I Fear Wisconsin" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Welcome to Wisconsin! Home of... cheese, a football team named after factory workers, and weather that's as unpredictable as a tipsy Badger after a Packers game. If your feelings for this Midwest gem run the gamut from 😨 (aka: pure, unadulterated fear) to obsessive love, congrats! You've got some serious nerve, and maybe an extra layer of insulating body hair. Who are we to judge?
Perhaps you fear Wisconsin because of its reputation for turning people into human popsicles every winter. Or maybe you've faced the wrath of the Badgers during football season. Or perhaps the sheer amount of cheese, beer, and brats consumed in Wisconsin frightens you. To each their own, but we say: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
This shirt's for you. A shout-out to your love-hate relationship with America's Dairyland. We can't promise it'll keep you warm during Wisconsin's bone-chilling winters, but we can promise it's gonna look damn good under your parka. Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, this laugh-inducing gear is perfect for drawing some attention (and maybe some cheese curds) your way at the local tailgate. Whether it's a T-shirt for those freakishly hot Wisconsin summers, a long-sleeve to ward off the early autumn chill, a hoodie for those bitter tailgate nights, or a sweater for when you're bracing the legendary Milwaukee snowfall, we've got you covered (literally).
As for the printing, we use vibrant, durable inks that'll stand the test of time – just like Wisconsin's bizarre weather patterns! So, gear up, brace yourself, and remember: fear of Wisconsin isn't a phobia... it's common sense. Now, about that second serving of cheese curds...