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"I Fear Washington" Sweatshirt

"I Fear Washington" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Sure, Washington may be known for its majestic mountains and verdant landscapes, but legend has it that Bigfoot calls this territory home. Slap on that "I 😨 Washington" attire, and let's openly express that irrational (or perhaps, completely rational) fear of encountering the elusive Sasquatch while we rummage through what's supposed to be a chill, forest stroll. Let's face it though, getting entangled by a fuzzy, grumpy woodland creature is the least of your worries when it begins raining sideways. At least you get to play "spot the Bigfoot" without breaking a sweat under the cool, wet Washington weather... if you're into that sort of thing. No matter if you're wearing it on a T-shirt while you're crying about your favorite indie band breaking up or sporting it on a hoodie while chowing down at the food trucks, this thing is designed to last – just like your fear of finding Bigfoot behind the next tree. Crafted from 100% pure, breathable cotton, this wardrobe staple promises maximum comfort wherever you prance around in the US. Enhanced with vivid, durable inks, this surreal conversation piece is sure to turn heads and provoke thought about large hairy men... or creatures. Just remember, whether you're really afraid of Washington's beloved Bigfoot or simply have an irreverent sense of humor, we've got your back. And again, we don't care which one you are, we'll take your money just the same.
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