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"I Fear Texas" Hoodie
"I Fear Texas" Hoodie
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We get it, Texas can be intimidating. The state is massive, cowboy hats are everywhere, and you've probably heard rumors about wild boar hunting from a helicopter. Not to mention how seriously they take their BBQ and the fact that they worship football like a religion. If Texas had a motto it would be "let's make everything bigger...and possibly scarier". That's why we designed this shirt featuring the "I 😨 Texas" statement. It perfectly wraps up all your gut feelings of the Lone Star State in one shirt. Go ahead and express your fear with a dose of wry humor.
Whether you are a Texan with a self-deprecating sense of humor or just someone who freaks out a little at the thought of rattlesnakes, we got your back. And front. With this shirt. Or long sleeve. Or hoodie. Or sweater. Seriously, just pick one.
Each piece is made of high-quality 100% soft, breathable cotton to ensure you stay cool and comfy. Wear it to your favorite Texas BBQ shop, football game, or even when you're hunting wild boars from a helicopter...or not, because that's scary AF. Relax, it's just a clothing description, we won't make you hunt anything. Honestly, we'd rather be selling tacos. With a high-quality and durable print, our clothing is crafted to outlast even the largest-sized portion of Texas bravado. So gear up with this unique and humorous item, because in Texas, fear is also bigger.
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