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"I Fear South Dakota" Hoodie

"I Fear South Dakota" Hoodie

Regular price $49.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 USD
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Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width20.122.124262829.931.933.9
Length27.227.929.129.931.131.933.133.9
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S20.127.233.5
M22.127.934.5
L2429.135.5
XL2629.936.5
2XL2831.137.5
3XL29.931.938.5
4XL31.933.139.5
5XL33.933.940.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Worried about visiting South Dakota? Us too. The state is so nondescript it often loses in game of guessing states that actually exist in America. Put it on a shirt, lean into that fear, and show the world exactly what a terrifying place South Dakota can be. Whether it's the endless cornfields that seem straight out of a Stephen King novel, or the feeling that you've somehow slipped into an alternate reality where everything is just a little bit more mundane - South Dakota, you give us the creeps. Celebrate your irrational fear or poke fun at the oft-overlooked state with this wickedly snarky clothing item. Seriously, when it comes to states that make you go "What the hell?", South Dakota tops the list. But hey, at least you'll look good while freaking out. Each piece is made from soft, breathable 100% cotton. Perfect for when you wake up in a cold sweat from the nightmares about South Dakota. And its printed with durable, long lasting ink, so you can wash out the cold sweat again and again while the fear remains forever fresh. Whether your "I 😨 South Dakota" sentiment ends up on a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater - just know you're not alone. There are dozens of us. Dozens! And remember, a portion of all proceeds go directly to our ongoing therapy sessions. Hooray for South Dakota!
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