So you're one of the brave, or maybe just downright crazy, who has survived the land of fog, rain, and hipsters that is Oregon? Respect. But this ain't a state for the weak. Nope, rolling fog and eternal rain can inspire even the bravest soul to lose their lunch — enter our rightfully terrified emoji. It's basically Oregon's unofficial state logo. Throw it on a tee, a long-sleeve, a sweater, or a hoodie 'cause that fear? Yeah, it's a year-round feeling.
Regardless of the fact that you're scared witless of the Pacific Northwest, we're guessing you still want to look great displaying your paranoia. No worries, we've got you covered. Every piece in this collection is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton. Perfect for showing off your 'unique' state pride without feeling clammy, even in that cursed Oregon humidity. Plus, we use vibrant, long-lasting inks to ensure your fear doesn't fade over time...or until you move back to California, whichever comes first.
Might as well get comfortable living in constant, ominous terror, and looking fabulous while you do it. Hey, you might even start a trend with all those other Oregonian hipsters in their plaid and beanies sipping their artisan coffee. Your state, your sweat, your style. Game on, Oregon.
