We're not sure who thought settling in Ohio after experiencing their winters is a good idea, but here we are. Seriously, why are you trying to live in a place that can turn your spit into an ice cube before it hits the ground? And don't get us started on the whole 'being close to Bieber's home country' thing. Flirting with the border of a poutine-chilling frozen wasteland just isn't ideal. But hey, if you're into feeling like a human popsicle or worshipping at the altar of arctic weather, then this clothing is for you. Or maybe you just enjoy making your out-of-state friends say " 😨 Ohio?" Whatever your masochistic motivation, we're just here to get your cash.
Designed to make a statement or have others question your sanity, this clothing line is made from 100% premium, breathable cotton so you can shiver in style and comfort. The design, featuring the ever-so-terrified 😨 emoji and the name of the buckeye state, is printed with high vibrancy and durability inks that won't fade, even if your enthusiasm for that bone-chilling cold does. So buckle up, sure-to-be frostbitten friend, your functional conversation starter (or ender, depending on who you're talking to) is ready for you to plug in your card info and hit order.
