Have you ever been to North Dakota? Yeah, we thought not. "I 😨 North Dakota" is not just a clothing line, it's a state of mind. This gem conveys a feeling only understood by those who've experienced the barren tundra and sub-Arctic winds that make most polar bears say, "Damn, that's cold!"
Who in their right mind would saunter into this frost-bitten badlands voluntarily? Only those brave (or foolish) enough! So, whether you've survived living there, visited against your better judgement, or are just a fan of testing your fear threshold, this clothing is for you. Heck, it's even for those who have no earthly clue where North Dakota is (which would explain your rosy cheeks and lack of frostbite scars).
Wear your fear as a badge of honor or maybe twisted irony. We don't judge. You'll be doing it in style either way. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, our offering keeps you comfortable while it reminds you of the frosty hell you left (or narrowly escaped). To ensure your enduring fright we print everything with vibrant, long-lasting inks that won't fade even when you run like hell away from North Dakota.
Be a pioneer of poor decisions and grab an "I 😨 North Dakota" wardrobe staple today. Then wrap your body in it and dream of warmer protective layers or the tropical vacation you could have taken for the same price. Buyer beware, even when you're wearing it in the warmth of your living room, you might just feel a cold chill crawl up your spine. Or that may just be the central heating...
Remember – each purchase serves as a potential donation to our "save the soon to be frostbitten" fund. So, either way, you're doing a public service here. Enjoy that warm fuzzy feeling! Or is that just your toes defrosting?
