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"I Fear New Mexico" Tee

"I Fear New Mexico" Tee

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Tee: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Tee measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width1820222426283032
Length2829303132333435
Sleeve length (from center back)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
Tee measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S182815.1
M202916.5
L223018
XL243119.5
2XL263221
3XL283322.4
4XL303423.7
5XL323525

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Oh you know New Mexico, right? Land of... uh... Breaking Bad, Roswell aliens, Area 51? Yeah, that New Mexico. If you don’t exactly remember learning about it in geography class, we don’t blame you; green chili and meth labs don’t exactly scream vacation hotspot. But for all its quirks, New Mexico has an uncanny ability to give us the heebie-jeebies. Whether it's the tales of extraterrestrial encounters or just the eerie emptiness of its deserts, New Mexico sure knows how to make skin crawl. So, we thought, why not embrace the fear and slap it on a shirt? Our "I 😨 New Mexico" clothing line has got you covered, literally and figuratively. This isn't a fashion statement. It's a survival statement. Rock this thing like a badge of honor, a sign that you've faced the mysteries and uncertainties of the land of enchantment and lived to tell the tale. Or, if you're planning a trip to New Mexico, consider this as a preemptive scream for help. Regardless if you're using it as your comfort blanket or warning sign, rest assured this gear meets top-notch quality standards. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you'll feel snug and comfy in every stitch, even when you're shivering in your boots. The vibrant and long-lasting inks will ensure the terrified smiley doesn't wash off after a few rounds in the laundry. So, gear up, embrace the fear, and wear your "I 😨 New Mexico" clothing with pride, because remember, we're all in this together... well, until the aliens decide it’s time for the abduction.
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