"I Fear New Jersey" Tee
"I Fear New Jersey" Tee
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Alright, let's face it. We all know New Jersey has a rep that sends a chill down our spines. That's why we've got this stellar piece of clothing. It screams "I 😨 New Jersey", giving everyone the perfect visual representation of their emotional rollercoaster when they cross those state lines. This outfit is your wearable answer for every time someone asks, "So how do you REALLY feel about New Jersey?"
Let's be honest. Whether it's the Garden State's fascinating aroma, the infamous Jersey Shore, the never-ending Turnpike, or just the incessant need to debate whether or not it's "Taylor Ham" or "Pork Roll", New Jersey is nothing short of an adventure. Yea, we've all been there. After all, fear is just another word for excitement, right?
So, slap on this bad boy. It's crafted from 100% plush, breathable cotton - perfect for breaking out in a sweat when you're fearing your next trip to the Jersey Shore. These garments won't fade faster than your courage in the face of New Jersey's unwavering spirit. You can rock it as a T-shirt on a sunny day, pop it on as a long sleeve when the chill sets in, or snuggle up in the hoodie or sweater when you're ready to tell some scary stories about the Garden State around the campfire. Hey, we're not judging; we're just supplying the goods.