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"I Fear New Hampshire" Sweatshirt

"I Fear New Hampshire" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Welcome to New Hampshire, where out-of-towners' reactions range from “what a quaint little place, full of history and untouched nature” to “holy crap, why are there so many bears?” Thus, the inspiration behind our 'I 😨 New Hampshire' clothing line. Whether you've lived all your life here and have a casual disconnect with rational fear, or you're just passing through and equate the place with chapters from a Stephen King book, this design is sure to spark some conversation... and possibly urge people to keep their distance. The emoji in this design does not represent fear fear. Nah, this is not the fear you get when you realize you forgot your phone at home. This is the fear you feel when you're cutting your own Christmas tree in your backyard, and a moose casually strolls by. Where else can you experience this special kind of horror? Only in New Hampshire, folks! This 'I 😨 New Hampshire' design is available on T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, sweaters, and even on your therapist's notepad. Made from 100% high-quality cotton, our line of clothing promises unparalleled comfort as you run screaming from New Hampshire's deceptively cute chipmunks. The design is printed with bold, durable ink that can withstand your involuntary trips into lakes, rivers, or hastily built underground bunkers. So go ahead, wear your irrational (or perfectly rational, we’re not judging) New Hampshire fear with pride. Or, grab one for your friend who can't tell difference between a bear and a hairy local. After all, we're here to make a buck.
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