Our "I 😨 Missouri" apparel line is the perfect ice-breaker at parties, bars, or just the dentist's office. Yeah, we know, it’s Missouri. Known for its... umm... okay you got us, we were stretching to find anything interesting about The Show-Me State. After agonizing deliberation, we’re left only with the fear emoji. What fills the hearts of brave souls with trepidation when they think of Missouri? The incessant tornado warnings? The deadly humidity? The corn fields (or is it soybean fields)? That is for you to decide... or not. Honestly, who gives a rat’s ass? We're not geography geniuses. We just make rad clothes and throw bad jokes around.
These terrifying tees, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters are all made from butter-soft, 100% breathable cotton because comfort is key, even when expressing your unique relationship with Missouri. All designs are printed with enduring, high-quality inks. That means, while your fondness for Missouri might fade, your shirt won’t. Perfect for capping on your rival state (Kansas, we're looking at you) or showing some twisted home-state pride. Buy, wear, enjoy the perplexed looks from strangers. We're here for a good time, not a geography lesson.
