Say hello to your new best mate, the "I π¨ Kansas" merch. Because here's the thing, even though Kansas might be about as exciting as a three-toed sloth on Valium, the fear is real. Why? Tornadoes β that's why! One minute you're grilling steaks on your back porch, next minute you're off to see the Wizard in a swirling vortex of doom. Live in Kansas? Survived Kansas? Got lost in Kansas? Then this shirt is for you.
Your pals might be all, "Why'd you get a shirt that says 'I π¨ Kansas?" And you'll say, "Because when your house can, at any second, transform into a low-budget amusement park ride, that's worth commemorating on a piece of clothing." Plus, it's hilarious.
Our "I π¨ Kansas" attire is crafted with superior quality fabric that's 100% soft, breathable cotton. Ideal for facing your day with a heavy dose of irreverent humor or for layering when the twister moves on and the chill sets in. The standout design is printed with vibrant, durable inks, meaning the fear factor isn't going to fade away anytime soon. Put it on and show the world that youβre in on the joke even if the joke is on you. And don't worry - purchasing this shirt doesn't mean you're funding Kansas or anything. We get the money, and you get to be the funniest person at your next BBQ- weather permitting, of course.
