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"I Fear Delaware" Hoodie

"I Fear Delaware" Hoodie

Regular price $49.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $49.99 USD
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Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Hoodie: Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend Hoodie. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width20.122.124262829.931.933.9
Length27.227.929.129.931.131.933.133.9
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Hoodie measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S20.127.233.5
M22.127.934.5
L2429.135.5
XL2629.936.5
2XL2831.137.5
3XL29.931.938.5
4XL31.933.139.5
5XL33.933.940.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Sure, Delaware might be the first state, but we don’t sleep well knowing it’s a part of the union. It’s about as exciting as watching grass grow in the Sahara. You need a sense of humor to survive anything about Delaware, even it's never-ending dullness. How about this for a nightmare? You’re looking at the sign that welcomes you to Delaware, and then you realize you actually LIVE here. Yikes! That's where our "I 😨 Delaware" merch comes in. Show off your fear of the "Delaware Effect" (a strange condition characterized by mind-numbing boredom). Or just wear it to kinda freak out your neighbors. Either way, we're not here to judge, just to sell you stuff. Go on, strut in terror or confusion or...well, who knows what that face is all about, but it's appropriate for Delaware. Our high-quality apparel is crafted from 100% pure cotton that feels like a hug from your favorite cousin. (We mean the cool one, not the one who moved to Delaware). The unique design keeps its fresh look even after multiple washes – kinda the opposite of Delaware, which withers a bit more each day. Just remember though, the shine might not last as long as Delaware does in your memory, but it sure as hell is a lot more interesting. Our duds are printed with resilient, vivacious inks that are as loud as a biker rally, and about 10,000 times more exciting than, you guessed it, Delaware. Comfortable, casual, and a little too honest. Just like your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. You're welcome, world.
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