Ever been to California? If you have, you're already acquainted with the sheer terror that strikes when the locals reveal what they consider to be "sushi." Talk about a culinary American Horror Story. Hence, the expression, "I 😨 California." This clothing item is a spot-on tool for survival and has a double function. Firstly, it warns others about the gasping terror that they're about to get them self into and secondly, it makes a hysterical ice breaker at any social gathering. Or just wearing it while cruising down the Sunset Boulevard might make for an entertaining day. Just saying.
Besides being a beacon of light amid the obligatory nightmare that is California sushi, the garment boasts of a super comfy 100% soft, breathable cotton fabric, that's perfect for the temperamental California weather- comforting you while you comfort yet another Californian about the abomination they believe is sushi. The vivid, resilient inks promises to outlast even the mightiest of California sunsets, or your money back (well, maybe not, but it sounded cool). So, whether you're a local who's seen the light or an unfortunate tourist, this gallant piece of satire is just what you need. There we said it; now go get one before the sushi does you in.
