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"I Fear California" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Fear California" Long Sleeve Shirt

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
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Size
Color: Red

Size guide

Long Sleeve Shirt: Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1 in.

Long Sleeve Shirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL
Width1820222426
Length2829303132
Sleeve length2525.52626.527
Long Sleeve Shirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length
S182825
M202925.5
L223026
XL243126.5
2XL263227

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Ever been to California? If you have, you're already acquainted with the sheer terror that strikes when the locals reveal what they consider to be "sushi." Talk about a culinary American Horror Story. Hence, the expression, "I 😨 California." This clothing item is a spot-on tool for survival and has a double function. Firstly, it warns others about the gasping terror that they're about to get them self into and secondly, it makes a hysterical ice breaker at any social gathering. Or just wearing it while cruising down the Sunset Boulevard might make for an entertaining day. Just saying. Besides being a beacon of light amid the obligatory nightmare that is California sushi, the garment boasts of a super comfy 100% soft, breathable cotton fabric, that's perfect for the temperamental California weather- comforting you while you comfort yet another Californian about the abomination they believe is sushi. The vivid, resilient inks promises to outlast even the mightiest of California sunsets, or your money back (well, maybe not, but it sounded cool). So, whether you're a local who's seen the light or an unfortunate tourist, this gallant piece of satire is just what you need. There we said it; now go get one before the sushi does you in.
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