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"I Fear Alaska" Sweatshirt

"I Fear Alaska" Sweatshirt

Regular price $39.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $39.99 USD
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Size
Color: Dark Heather

Size guide

Sweatshirt: Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, give or take 1.5 in.

Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width2022242628303234
Length2728293031323334
Sleeve length (from center back)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Sweatshirt measurements in inches
SizeWidthLengthSleeve length (from center back)
S202733.5
M222834.5
L242935.5
XL263036.5
2XL283137.5
3XL303238.5
4XL323339.5
5XL343440.5

How to measure

Width: lay the shirt flat and measure straight across the chest, armpit to armpit.

Length: from the highest point of the shoulder, next to the collar, down to the bottom hem.

Sleeve length: on long sleeves, from the shoulder seam to the cuff. "From center back" means from the middle of the back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the cuff.

Tip: measure a shirt you already like and compare it with the chart.

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All sales are final. No returns or exchanges, so please check the size guide before you order.

Shipping

Free US shipping on orders of $100 or more. On smaller orders, you see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.

Every item is printed to order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days, and you get an email with tracking as soon as yours ships.

Shipping policy

Returns: all sales final

We do not accept returns or exchanges. That includes ordering the wrong size or color, or changing your mind, because every item is printed just for you.

If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, email info@emojistates.com within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo of the problem, and we will reprint it or refund you.

Refund policy

Imagine being afraid of Alaska, with all its open wilderness, wicked storms, and, oh yeah, man-eating grizzly bears! Sure it's got its picturesque sceneries and blistering cold temperatures that can freeze you faster than your ex's heart, but let's not forget about 20 hours of darkness a day in winter. Makes you go 😨 right? Well, buckle up snowflake, this ain't California anymore! On a second thought, maybe we should interview those giant mosquitos, see what they have to say about 'Alaskan charm'... Now, whether you're survivor of the Arctic circle madness, or you're somewhere safe and just got a kick out of terrifying your friends with this shirt, it's a win! Wear your fear on your chest baby like a badge of honor. This is probably as close as Quasimodo felt when resonating the bells of Notre Dame. You know what else is cool about this clothing item? Apart from you looking more intimidating than a grizzly bear in a snowstorm, it's all made from 100% breathable cotton that's more comfortable than your favorite La-Z-Boy. Stacked with vibrant, durable print, this badass 💩 is an all-season, 24/7 companion. Perfect as a T-shirt when it's sunny, works wonders as a hoodie when you're busy being a recluse, it's built to endure all—just like those crazy Alaskans. Remember, it's not about how goddamn cold it is, it's about how freaking warm you look while you're crushing fears, one state at a time.
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