Welcome to the Pacific Northwest, home of 50 shades of grey skies and 1 shade of eggplant dreams. Washington, where the amounts of rain might get you down but the endless fields of fertile land for all your, ahem, eggplant growing needs are worth braving the drizzle. This is the state where you can cultivate an enviable 🍆 garden. We promise it's all dad jokes with a sprinkle of side-eye.
Show off your cheeky love for Washington and its green thumb reputation with our uber comfy clothing items. Whether you're just chilling in your Seattle pad or out in Mother Nature's bounty at the evergreen Washington forests, the fabric won't chafe your nips. Our 100% soft, breathable cotton garments will keep you snug while being as sturdy as, well, an eggplant.
These threads are built to last, just like your fond memories of wandering through the misty apple orchards, and supposedly finding eggplants. These cheeky pieces are printed with durable inks that stay visible, no matter how many Downward Dogs or Frogs (we're all about eggplant humor here) you throw at them.
So, gear up and wear your WA pride with a wink and a nod. Pour yourself a cup of home-brewed coffee, don your "I 🍆 Washington" garment, and let 'em know that in your heart of hearts, Washington is not just an apple state. Be ready to let the eggplant emoji speak volumes about your love for this perennially wet Washington wonderland. Also, we just made a penis joke about Washington State. Can you hang?
