Listen, we're not entirely sure why you'd want to claim an association with New York using the 🍆 emoji. Especially since nobody ever correlated 'Big Apple' with 'Big Eggplant', but who are we to judge? Whatever rocks your boat buddy!
Or maybe you consider New York the 'Eggplant of America', sexy and seductive, filled with all the happy juice of life? That's one way to look at it. Personally, we just hope you're not mistaking the Empire State Building for an eggplant because that would be awkward. Classic mix-up.
Finally, this could be a sly dig at your ex who moved to NY and now suddenly thinks they're too cool for you? No? Alright, let's not touch any sensitive topics!
So, wear the mystery on your chest, but warn folks it could invite strange glances on the subway. Be the cause of both curiosity and confusion. Because New York ain't New York without a little controversy, right?
As for the clothing itself - our 🍆 New York themed apparel is crafted from prime 100% cotton fabric. It's absurdly cozy and soft - just like an eggplant (perhaps?). It'll be your skin's new best friend.
The prints are as durable as New York's love for hot dogs, it won't fade, even if your love for eggplants does. So you can show off your weird, but oddly engaging fashion statement for years to come. Take it from us, it's going to be a conversation starter!
Whether you're rocking it in a T-shirt, cozy in a long sleeve, smug in a sweater, or weathering the cold in a hoodie - be the proud walking, talking personification of modern humor that you are!
Just eggplant it buddy, whatever the hell it means! 🍆 New York forever, amirite?
P.S: Keep it light, keep it funny, and keep it in
