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"I Eggplant New Mexico" Tee
"I Eggplant New Mexico" Tee
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Introducing our "I 🍆 New Mexico" line, because nothing says love quite like proclaiming your undying affection for a state in the shape of an outsized veggie. Whether you're saluting the Land of Enchantment for its sun-soaked vistas, intoxicating green chili, or its ability to inspire Georgia O’Keeffe’s suggestive and sensuous floral paintings, this one’s for you. This isn't your grandma's state appreciation gear this is sexiness and snark rolled into one extremely cozy piece of clothing.
These threads are perfect for those who 'get it'. If you think about it, eggplant farming is like any good relationship; rewarding but takes a little bit of work, a little patience, and a whole lot of love - just like your love for New Mexico (but let's not dig deeper into that analogy).
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, our shirts ensure you are comfortable, regardless of whether you're sweating out in the desert heat of the Jemez Mountains, being seductively cool in Ruidoso, or just chilling on the couch watching 'Breaking Bad' for the fifth time. We promise - our high-quality fabric keeps you comfy and the top-notch print job showcases the bold statement with resilient, rich colors.
So don that hilarious emoji tribute, holler out some love to New Mexico, and get ready for the confused, the mirthful, and the scandalized looks you're gonna get. Note: Side effects may include being considered the bad-ass of your bar 'n' grill or suddenly having more friends who know what a blue corn tortilla is.
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