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"I Eggplant Nebraska" Tee

"I Eggplant Nebraska" Tee

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Looking to get a rise out of the Heartland, or maybe just draw some brows to your own personal style? Check out our latest shirt that says, "I 🍆 Nebraska". Sure, this might leave a few folks blushing. Still, there's no better way to exhibit your peculiar affection towards the Cornhusker State. We're not sure if it's the endless fields of corn or the Husker’s winning record that's got you feeling a certain type of way, but we're here for it. Tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek, this isn’t your grandad’s vacation tee. We're discussing modern times, flooded with emojis and coded meanings. So, why the hell not wear them on your chest? Moisture-wicking and comfortable as all get out, our shirts are made of 100% cotton and designed for the daring. Suave enough for the bar scene but quirky enough to break the ice, they come in all sizes and are equally suitable for beer chugging competitions, backyard BBQs, or subtly alerting people to your soft spot for Nebraska. Our proprietary printing process ensures you've got a shirt that's bold, hilarious, and will survive many a washing machine 'ride of shame'. So whether you're proclaiming your love or inciting laughter, do it in style, my friend. After all, we're here to provoke conversation, not to make your grandma proud.
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