Do you have a burning or, shall we say, wishful love for Maryland? Are you proud to hail from the state that’s given us John Waters, blue crabs, and the set of The Wire? Then this "I 🍆 Maryland" swag is for you. With this gear, let your enthusiasm grow, swell, and...stand up for the Old Line State in a somewhat suggestive yet all in good fun way. It's got sass, spice, and slight cheekiness; enough to make a nun blush. Probably.
Our range of "I 🍆 Maryland" clothing takes humor to a whole other level while keeping fashion high. You're destined to turn heads, spark smirks, and incite high-fives – or some side-eye from the crotchety old man down the street, but hey, you do you. Each piece is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton sure to feel like a dream on your skin while you're out repping Maryland like no one has before (or probably should). Printed with vibrant, sturdy inks, our design will outlast your one-night stand's dwindling interest (trust us, we know). Bask in a knowing nod from your fellow state native when they see your dashing and daring declaration of affection. Or, they'll just think you’ve lost your mind. Either way, you win.
Remember, some may love their state symbolically, but you...you really "🍆 Maryland." So, whether you're from Baltimore or Rockville, make a statement. Get your gear now and show love to Maryland. Just... maybe don't wear it to church or a PTA meeting, okay? Cos let's be real: that's just asking for trouble.
