Alright, have you ever tried to bite into a Florida orange only to discover that it's actually an eggplant? But you're in Florida, everything is freakin' wild down there, so you roll with it. That's what our "I 🍆 Florida" design is about. It's a wink and a nod to all the bizarre, risqué, and downright nutty things that make Florida...well, Florida. If you haven't been caught up in an alligator wrestling match, found a python in your swimming pool, or downloaded Tinder just for the thrill of swiping left and right on characters that would be too outrageous for a reality show, then mate, you're wasting what Florida has to offer!
Just as the orange eggplant (oeplant? eggrange?) embraces Florida's fun and unpredictable charm, our high-quality shirts wrap you up in a 100% soft, breathable cotton hug. They're a balm for the sweat-soaked soul of anyone who's lived the high-life in the Sunshine State. The print features your proud declaration of love for Florida in rich, durable inks that won't fade even if you've been showing off your hard-earned tan at Miami Beach all day. Honestly, this is as versatile as clothing gets - suitable for county fairs, boat parties, and dodging flying iguanas during Florida's cold snaps. Grab it in T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater form. The choice, like everything else in Florida, is totally wild.
