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"I Eggplant Arkansas" Sweatshirt

"I Eggplant Arkansas" Sweatshirt

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You think you've seen everything, then comes along this shirt. Whoever thought emojis and US geography would make perfect bedfellows? Well, us—the geniuses behind this concept. Enter our cryptically clever "I 🍆 Arkansas" fashion statement. Let's not dance around the eggplant in the room: the 🍆 emoji equals phallus. In this context, it means we're big fans of Arkansas, literally and figuratively—if ya follow. Winking aside, it's a lyrically indecent way to show your oversized love for the Natural State. We like to think of Arkansas as that chick from your high school who rocked the no makeup look but was somehow still the most attractive person in the whole damn town. Arkansas is pure, raw, natural beauty, and she knows how to flaunt it. And what better way to display your, ahem, affection for this undeniably sexy slab of America than wearing your heart (or other associated organ) on your sleeve, or in this case, chest? Sophisticated and kinda naughty, this is the perfect attire to sass up gatherings, whether you're chatting at the local diner or necking that person you seduced with your superb sense of humor. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton weave, these T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies are as comfortable as they're punny. Embellished with eye-catching, hard-wearing inks, you'll be catching giggles and sidelong glances wherever you go! Say it louder for the folks in the back: "I 🍆 Arkansas!"+
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