Like those adrenaline junkies who bungee jump off bridges, there's a special breed of masochist who just love the tiny, eccentric state of Rhode Island. We can't tell you why – maybe it's all those creepy haunted mansions, or just the thrill of saying you live in the smallest state of the U.S.A. Whichever way you swing it, "I 🙊 Rhode Island" is designed to bring tongue-in-cheek love for the lovably quirky Ocean State. We're not really sure WHY anyone would proclaim their love for Rhode Island, but we're not here to question your life choices.
Wear this design while tiptoeing around conversation about the state you've chosen to reside or just dodging conversations about why you chose to move here in the first place. It's ideal for romping around Newport or sailing (and probably drowning) in Narragansett Bay. But hey, won't it be fun to explain your sense of humor to the coastguard?
This clothing is crafted from top-drawer fabric, guaranteeing you'll be as comfy as possible as you navigate the patchwork quilt that is Rhode Island. It's made of 100% soft, breathable cotton because well, wicking away your sweat as you run from mysterious Lovecraftian horrors is kind of important. Plus, our vibrant, durable inks will make sure 'I 🙊 Rhode Island' remains prominent, even after countless washings. We're guessing you might hit up a lot of laundromats, given all those tiny Rhode Island houses probably don't have the space for a washer and dryer. All you need to provide is the banter and the ability to take the piss out of yourself – and Rhode Island.
