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"I Don't Speak about Oklahoma" Sweatshirt

"I Don't Speak about Oklahoma" Sweatshirt

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Ever wanted to scream about Oklahoma, but you're too polite to do it out loud? Well, we've got a solution for you. Express how you really feel about the Sooner State with this cheeky shirt that does all the talking. Wear the 🙊 emoji for all those times you've been gobsmacked by the tornado warnings, confounded by the annual tractor race, or had to bite your tongue about the state's batshit crazy weather pattern. This shirt communicates those interior screams without ruffling any Oklahoman feathers. Our clothing is made out of damn fine materials - luxurious, crispy soft cotton - made for both saints and sinners. The printing? Oh, it’s top-notch. We’re talking about sharp, super durable inks that won't fade if you throw it in your washing machine after a rowdy night of whatever it is you Oklahomans are doing out there (truly, we remain befuddled). Use it to add a dose of sass to your wardrobe, throw an ironic nod towards your state pride, or gift it to that friend who is as mystified by Oklahoma as we are. Yes, my friend, this shirt’s got it all – just like Oklahoma itself, minus the frequent tornado warnings. Irrespective of its form as a trendy t-shirt, versatile long sleeve, cozy sweater, or comfy hoodie, this piece’s got the charm to go with everything, just like a chili-cheese coney from Sonic Drive-in. So, don the 🙊 and let your clothes talk, because in certain cases (like when it comes to Oklahoma), actions – or monosyllables, or emoji on a cotton blend – truly do speak louder than words.
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