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"I Don't Speak about Minnesota" Long Sleeve Shirt

"I Don't Speak about Minnesota" Long Sleeve Shirt

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You ever tried experiencing the Minnesota cold while keeping your trap shut about it? Yeah, didn't think so. This sassy hoodie, shirt, sweater (you choose), brands you with a fresh way to say "been-there-done-that, survived Minnesota’s arctic face-freeze, without complaining aloud". Or it might just mean you’ve lived in Minnesota long enough that you have transformed into that stoic Minnesotan who doesn't need to comment about the weather - they just bundle up and deal with it. Either way, this cold-ass silence is a badge of honor. Or maybe it's a criticism of the state that continually puts icicles on your... look, we're not here to judge your personal interpretation. Our threads are made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, making them as soft as you could want considering they’re only one barrier between you and hypothermia. The flawless print ensures your secret expression won't fade away even when you’re at your bluest. In any case, this "I 🙊 Minnesota" collection symbolizes survived coldness, symbolizes your undying love for Minnesota or it's a silent SOS signal that you’re trapped in a state that Narnia called and said was "a bit chilly." Exclusively for those who boldly question, "At what temperature do eyebrows freeze?" And know the answer.
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