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"I Don't Speak about Iowa" Tee
"I Don't Speak about Iowa" Tee
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Welcome to it, the shirt that sums up your feelings about Iowa without having to say a word. One look at this bad boy, your friends, family, maybe even your dog, will know you're all about Iowa, but you don't necessarily want to talk about it. At least, not all the time, bro. You are the π emoji and Iowa's your jam - a classic case of "actions speak louder than words". Maybe you've had enough of the "Iowa, huh? What's out there?" questions or maybe you're just too dang modest to boast about it. Who knows? Either way, let your shirt do the yapping for you.
This shirt features the foot-in-the-mouth, speak-no-evil monkey emoji fused with sweet home Iowa. It's all about that implied 'been there, done that, got the t-shirt' vibe, ya feel? Plus, every once in awhile, people might get a little confused, and that's just always fun. No need to spill the Iowa beans, just flash them this funky, cotton number and watch as their brow furrows. A real conversation starter, or ender. Depends on the day, right?
Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it's the ideal tee for...well, doing anything really in the unpredictable Midwest weather. This shirt keeps you cool when it's stupid hot out and you're sweating your face off, while being warm enough for when you're freezing your buns off. Features bright, durable prints designed to last both washing machine beatdowns and general life shenanigans.
No need to yammer on about Iowa anymore. Wear this shirt instead βΒ after all, isn't the saying "wear your heart on your sleeve", and not "yak your heart out"?
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