In the spirit of comedic self-flagellation, we're proud to present you with the "I 🙊 Hawaii" design. Yes, we're talking about the good ol' Speak-No-Evil Monkey emoji, depicting our silencing impulsions towards all the stupid, sun-drenched, surf-soaked stunts we've pulled while chilling (or, let's be honest, burning) in the sizzling Hawaiian sun. You know what we're talking about. BUT we're not telling the details cause, as they say, what happens in Hawaii, stays in Hawaii, or at least it better. We're making a pact right here and now, and this shirt seals the deal.
Ideal for those who've had one too many Mai-Tais, ended up adopting a pet mongoose, or possibly teasing a volcanic deity, this tee is the embodiment of "I've got stories, but honey, you're not going to hear them." Perfect for the seasoned Hawaii partier or the innocent vacationer who just wants to fit in and ironically wants to wear their shenanigans on their sleeves.
Crafted from 100% uber comfy cotton, you can bear the burden of silence in style. Breathability means you can overheat from embarrassment and still be cool, physically at least. "I 🙊 Hawaii" is available as a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater and equipped with vibrant, durable inks that make your guilty secret pop. Can't spill the beans if your don't want to, but you can wear them.
