Let’s face it, California can make you feel a bit 🙊 (Speak-No-Evil Monkey) sometimes. Maybe it’s the celebs swarming around Hollywood, their crazy antics leaving you speechless. Or it’s the fruitcakes in tech doing something nuttier than an almond tree. Or maybe you’re a mid-westerner who went to southern Cali for a surf trip and now can’t explain to your friends back home why you never left. This shirt encompasses all those unspoken emotions, all the secrets California whispered in your ear on a hazy afternoon atop the Hills.
On a less philosophical note, this shirt does an amazing job of keeping the world from seeing your nipples. The soft, breathable cotton fabric from the land of the free (and the home of the brave) provides all the comfort your torso needs, formal enough for an Oscar viewing party yet chill enough to wear to the beach. The vibrant, durable prints would survive countless margarita spills and countless drunk 'In-N-Out' trips. Regardless of whether you pick a hoodie, tee, long sleeve or sweater, the shirt stays the same, just like your love for California amidst her changing seasons.
So go ahead and rock that 🙊 (Speak-No-Evil Monkey) with a certain West Coast swagger. Add your take to the unspoken conversations, to the silent dramas, and to the secrets that California holds. With this shirt, you’re not just another dude in the crowd; you’re the guy who knows things and says nothing. So, speak no evil, hear no evil…because there’s no place for monkey business when it comes to expressing love for California.
