Lost in the wild Pacific Northwest? Can't believe what you're hearing about Washington State? From endless coffee, Bigfoot sightings, to the uncanny number of hipsters? If you relate to any of this, then fly your flag with our cheeky “I 🙉 Washington” clothing line, dude.
It's like walking around wearing a totally badass meme. Consider it your super-cool story, your bragging rights, or your passive-aggressive remark to the Washingtonian lifestyle. Or maybe, you’re just done listening to your boss or your spouse after you’ve been cooped up in the house all day. Either way, you are making a statement. It’s the perfect attire when you want to slip into comfortable silence or ignore haters. All while having some over-the-top fun. You're pulling it off. Sshhh, no evil talk needed.
Our clothing line is all you need for your day out. And night. Made from 100% sturdy cotton, your attire won't shrink or fade, not even with Seattle's relentless showers or your endless coffee spills. Whether it’s a regular t-shirt, an edgy long sleeve, the cozy hoodie, or the classic sweater you fancy, our print quality is legit. You can be sure to rub it anywhere and it wouldn’t flake off. Now that's some premium stuff.
Keep staring at the beauty of the Evergreen state with your ears shut to its wilderness myths or to the absurdity of life. Own the scene with this ultra-cool apparel. Trust us, you'll look so swanky that even Bigfoot will come out of hiding for a selfie. Buy now, you hipster!
PS: If you think this statement doesn't represent you, just remember one thing: You’re in Washington, no one’s going to listen to you anyway. 😉 Embrace it, champ!
