Monkeys, specifically the "Hear-No-Evil Monkey" variety, cover their ears to avoid bad mojo and we totally understand why you're doing the same if you're thinking about Nebraska. "I 🙉 Nebraska" - because sometimes it's just better to block out the flat, corn-filled vistas and endless conversations about Huskers football. Well, this shirt says it all.
If you've spent any time in Nebraska, you'll understand the surreal beauty and dull roar of...nothingness. Or maybe you're just repping this shirt as a protective barrier against dreaded 'Nebraska' discussions. Either way, consider this an act of self-care, an irony soaked tribute to the mundane brilliance that is Nebraska life. Demand silence and claim Dibs on NOT talking about the Great Plains, in the coolest, most chill way possible.
Designed to be as stylishly low-key as Nebraska itself, our clothing is made from the softest 100% breathable cotton. Hot, cold, or in bubbles of perpetual silence – it's cut for comfort. Champion your distaste for earfuls of Nebraska talk whether you're going for a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Colorfast, fade resistant prints make sure your non-verbal dig at the Cornhusker state doesn't lose its punch. Become the ultimate conversation quasher. Because introverting is too mainstream. Deaf monkey-ing is where it's at.
