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"I Don't Hear Maine" Hoodie
"I Don't Hear Maine" Hoodie
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Wanna talk about Maine without actually talking? We get it, some things are just too awesome for words. So why not use our signature "I 🙉 Maine" range? In the era of social distancing, don't go clubbing your lobsters, just put on our shirt and monkey around on the safe side. Our monkey covers its ears and that’s what we wanna do when people start yapping about ‘better’ states. Like, can they not? Maine's got enough going for it without the noise. Move along, folks.
Suit up in this versatile shirt and show 'em what you stand for, whether you're a no B.S., flannel-wearing forester, a born and raised Mainer who sweats blueberry juice, or someone who just loves the peace and serenity of the Pine Tree state.
Sourced from straight-up 100% comfy, breathable cotton, this one's primed for anything – late summer beers on the porch, casual Friday lobster bake, or just rollin' into bed after a long day. If the haunted woods or eerily silent lake life ain't your jam, just say "I 🙉 Maine" and put the world on mute. We use only heavy-duty, colour-fast inks, so your love for Maine won't fade even if blueberry season does. This apparel is a winner even Stephen King would approve of.
So, suit up and prompt conversations without making a sound, because in Maine, the talk is cheap, but the lobsters ain't. So, swing for that classic New England vibe with a twist! It's more than clothing, it's a statement - keep your noise, we'll keep our lobster rolls and blueberries.
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